求英语高手翻译一下这篇文章，谢谢！!!!!

非翻译机，这是一个笑话，不过适合笑点低的人……希望对LZ有帮助 John was lazy.He didn't want to work.He prefered to stay at home and watch television.One day,John's wife went to the supermarket.She saw a "help wanted" sign in the supermarket window.The supermarket n